Is what you'd be saying if you were not
in my incredibly difficult life situation right now.
Yes, as much as I hate saying it, I am going to be away from the Internet for quite some time.
In a nutshell, I'm moving house based on incredibly large financial struggles and my Internet provider is just swell and won't allow us to reconnect for a damn long time.
I just want to scream and shout and blargh. I give up right now.